F-booking

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F-booking is when you blast your friends on Facebook with messages so loud they echo in the void of their brains.

'Hey bro, I just saw your face and I felt like I was looking at a ghost.'

'You didn’t reply to my message. I’m gonna send you 200 messages.'

'I’m not talking to you until you like my post.'

F-booking is like buying a dirt cheap e-book and finding out it’s just someone’s notes from a bad dream.

'I paid $3 for this book and it had typos and made no sense.'

'This e-book is so bad I want to throw it in the trash and set it on fire.'

'I read this book and now I have a headache and a question.'

A F-booking is someone who smooches their lips so tight in every Facebook photo they look like they’re trying to kiss themselves.

'Her lips are like a pair of closed doors.'

'He took 50 photos and still didn’t smile once.'

'She looked like she was holding back a secret in every picture.'

F-booking is just Facebook, but with more drama and less privacy.

'I posted my lunch and now my mom is messaging me every 5 minutes.'

'My ex came back on Facebook and now I have to pretend I’m not sad.'

'I friended my teacher and now I have to answer questions all day.'