F-Book Face

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A person who squishes their lips like a smushed grape in every single Facebook photo
My cousin’s face looks like she just ate a sour candy and got a wedgie at the same time.
He posted a photo of himself at the beach, but his lips were tighter than a sealed envelope.
She took 20 selfies for one post, and every single one had that smushed-lip face.
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The kind of person who makes their face look like a closed door in all their Facebook pics
Her face was tighter than a ziplock bag after she ate a whole pizza.
He posted a picture of himself laughing, but his lips were still stuck together like glue.
That kid’s face looked like it was holding back a scream and a fart.
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A person who tries so hard to look cool, they end up looking like a sealed bottle in all their Facebook photos
His face was so tight, it looked like it was about to explode from all the effort.
She took a selfie with her friends, but her lips were like two tight shutters.
That photo looked like he was trying to hold back a scream and a punch.
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The type of person who makes their face look like a ziplock bag in every single Facebook picture
Her lips were so tight, they looked like they were holding back a whole conversation.
He smiled for the camera, but his lips were still stuck like a stuck door.
That kid’s face looked like it was holding back a scream and a burp.
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Someone who takes so many selfies, their face looks like it’s been glued shut in every Facebook photo
His face looked like it had been glued shut after 10 selfies.
She posted a picture of herself at the park, but her lips were still stuck like a sealed jar.
That guy’s face looked like it had been squeezed by a robot.
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A person who looks like they were born with a face that’s always trying to be closed in every Facebook pic
Her face looked like it had been closed for a whole year.
He posted a photo of himself at the gym, but his lips were tighter than a zip code.
That kid’s face looked like it had been stuck in a door.
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