F-Bitch

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A F-Bitch is a girl who dates F-Dudes. She sits in the middle seat of a truck like it’s her throne and yells ‘fuck’ more than a dying cat. She also smokes like it’s a religion and thinks trucks are cooler than a winning lottery ticket.
I’m riding bitch and I’m not even tired yet.
He dropped me off and said ‘see you later, fuckface.’
I smoked three cigs and still managed to cuss him out.
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A F-Bitch is just a FAKE BITCH who thinks she’s tough but still cries when her boy dumps her. She fakes the tough guy vibe but still eats pizza and drinks soda like a normal human being.
She said she was tough, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.
She’s a fake bitch and still buys me pizza.
She says she’s no fear, but I saw her run from a pigeon.
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A F-Bitch is a girl who acts like a thug but still sucks dick in the hallway like a scared puppy. She dates multiple guys at once and wears pink like it’s a war crime.
She sucked my dick in the hallway and said ‘I’m not scared of you.’
She dates three guys at once and still wears pink.
She’s a thug, but I saw her crying over a broken nail.
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A F-Bitch is the sound a kid makes when he’s having sex with a zombie gorilla. If the kid’s name starts with A, the gorilla has to do it three times before he can get impregnated.
I heard the kid scream ‘AHHHH’ like he was being eaten alive.
The zombie gorilla had to do it three times because the kid’s name is Aaron.
He’s impregnated now and it’s all my fault.
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