f-athetic

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F-athetic is when you’re so mad you can’t even think straight. It’s like being hit with a bag of bricks and then told you failed life.
My math test was f-athetic. I got a 23% and my dog laughed at me.
That haircut was f-athetic. It looked like a raccoon attacked my head.
My mom’s cooking is f-athetic. I think she tried to poison me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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F-athetic is when something is so bad it makes you want to punch the sky. Like when your favorite pizza place opens a taco stand.
That movie was f-athetic. I watched it once and cried for three days.
My brother’s TikTok is f-athetic. It’s just him talking to a plant.
My science project was f-athetic. I glued my fingers to the table.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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F-athetic is when you're so embarrassed you wish you could disappear. Like when you try to sing in the shower and your neighbor hears you.
My dance move was f-athetic. My dog ran away from me.
That essay was f-athetic. My teacher gave me a C− and a side-eye.
My friend’s lie was f-athetic. I’m still trying to forget it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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F-athetic is when you're so annoyed you could scream into a volcano. It’s like your mom’s cooking, your math test, and your brother’s TikTok all at once.
My morning was f-athetic. My coffee was cold and my dog ate my toast.
That game was f-athetic. I lost three times and my friend laughed at me.
My dog’s new friend was f-athetic. It was a raccoon and it stole my shoes.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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