Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

as flat as a dead rat, like the boobs of a girl who thinks she's a goddess because she weighs 80 pounds

"Her chest looked like a piece of cardboard. I almost fell over.", @BoobHater42

My ex said she had a 'body for the future.' I said, 'You're the future, and it's bleak.'

That girl's chest is so flat, it could double as a skateboard.

2

FAB was what Gerry Anderson yelled when he realized no one understood his stupid show, and he also made up SIG for no reason because he's a weirdo

Gerry Anderson was like, 'SIG!' while everyone else was like, 'What? What? What?'

SIG was the dumbest acronym ever. It's like saying 'Sky Is Green.'

He made up FAB because he thought it sounded cool. It didn't.

3

fuck the stupid nonsense, basically the motto of every person who's ever been annoyed

"I'm done with this nonsense. FAB!", @PersonWhoHatesLife

My mom said, 'FAB!' when my brother spilled cereal on the floor.

At school, I yelled 'FAB!' when the teacher gave us 20 homework sheets.

4

friends with benefits, like when you want sex but don't want a relationship, and you're both too lazy to break up

She said, 'We're just friends with benefits.' I said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying I get sex and you get snacks.'

My friend and I are FAB. I don't even know her phone number.

He's my FAB. We haven't spoken in a year, but I still get the occasional text: 'Wanna do it?'

5

fuck a bitch, a secret society of guys who hate women and think they're the best at being jerks

They threw an F sign at me in a photo. I knew I was in FAB for life.

My cousin joined FAB because he got dumped by his ex.

They said, 'FAB!' when the girl at the bar said 'I love you.'

6

a short version of a song that says 'fuck you right back,' like when someone messes with you and you punch them in the face

I heard the song and said, 'That's my vibe.'

My brother played it when I stole his pizza.

The remix was so good, it made Eamon cry.

7

from a puppet show, it meant 'loud and clear,' but Gerry Anderson was just trying to sound cool in the 60s

He said 'FAB!' like it was the most important word ever.

My dad used to yell 'FAB!' at me when I didn't do my homework.

He was trying to be cool, but it didn't work.