F. A. R. Scale

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The F. A. R. Scale is when you judge a chick by her face, her butt, and her boobs. Each gets 10 points. Total is 30. If she’s ugly, she gets zero. Maybe even negative points.
I saw her in the lobby. She had a face like a raccoon. I gave her a 2.
Her butt was like a donut. 8 points. But her rack? That was 10.
She walked in, I dropped my phone. I gave her 30. Then I got a text. ‘You’re 20.’ I was like, ‘What?’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. R. Scale is like giving a chick a score. Face is 10. Ass is 10. Boobs are 10. If she’s hot, you give her 30. If she’s a disaster, you give her a negative number.
She had a face like a burnt pizza. I gave her a -5. Her ass was nice. 10 points.
Her rack was perfect. 10. Her face? 3. Her ass? 7. Total was 20. I liked her.
I saw her and gave her 30. She saw me. Gave me a 2. I was crushed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. R. Scale is when you rate a chick by her face, her butt, and her boobs. Each is worth 10. If she’s a 10 on all three, she’s a 30. If she’s a disaster, she’s a zero. Or worse.
Her face was like a zombie. I gave her a 1. Her ass was 10. Her rack? 10. I said, ‘She’s a 20. I’m in.’
She walked in, I gave her 30. Then I saw her face. Gave her a 5. I was like, ‘What even is life?’
I gave her 10 for her face. 5 for her ass. 0 for her rack. Total? 15. I said, ‘That’s a fail.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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