F-82

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The F-82 is basically two P-51s stuck together like a fat kid at a buffet. It’s the Freedom-Laser, and it’s got enough guns to make a priest cry.
My friend tried to fly it and it turned into a meatball factory.
I saw it shoot a whole squadron like it was playing Whac-A-Mole.
It’s like having 15 .50 cals screaming at you from the sky.
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The F-82 is the Freedom-Laser, a twin-engine beast that takes two P-51s and makes them work like a married couple on a budget.
That thing fired so much lead it made the sky look like a bullet soup.
I heard it had a .50 cal for every finger it had.
It’s like having a machine gun for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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The F-82, or Freedom-Laser, is two P-51s glued together and given a bunch of .50 cals to throw a tantrum with.
It shot so many bullets, the enemy didn’t know which way to run.
That plane had more guns than my uncle’s Christmas list.
It’s like having a wall of lead in the sky.
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