F-22 fucker

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A F-22 fucker is someone who sticks their meat inside the F-22 like it’s a hot dog machine. If you catch anyone doing this, you punch them in the face and throw them out the window.
I saw a guy trying to fit his whole arm inside the F-22. I gave him a face full of elbow.
My coworker tried to put his cock in the F-22. I told him to shut up or I’d put his cock in the trash can.
I walked in on my dad and the F-22. I ran out and cried for an hour.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A F-22 fucker is someone who shoves their meat in the F-22 so hard it screams. You don’t let them live if they do this.
I heard the F-22 scream like a baby. I knew it was someone’s meat inside.
My neighbor stuck his meat in the F-22 and it made a mess on my lawn. I threw him out.
The F-22 started crying after I saw what my brother did to it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A F-22 fucker is someone who takes their meat and puts it inside the F-22. If you see this, you hit them with a brick or a bag of chips.
I saw a guy with a bag of chips and a brick. He hit the F-22 fucker until he cried.
My mom saw the F-22 fucker and gave him a face full of chips.
I took a brick and hit the F-22 fucker until he ran away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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