F-22

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A plane so maneuverable it can fly up your ass and laugh at you. The USAF's favorite toy. It can take out a bunch of enemies without anyone knowing it's there. Everyone in the USAF wants one because it's the best.

My cousin joined the USAF just to fly the F-22. He said it's like having a superhero license.

I saw a video of the F-22 doing a loop and I screamed, 'That's my future!'

My dog tried to fly the F-22 and got lost in the sky.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The sniveling, backstabbing, two-faced, sidekick of Megatron in Transformers. Also the guy who got kicked out of Iron Man's group.

My friend thinks the F-22 is a traitor because it always sides with Megatron.

At school, my teacher said the F-22 is like the class clown who talks back to the teacher.

I drew the F-22 as a sniveling sidekick and got a gold star.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The future weapon from a song that made Billy Idol famous. It's so cool it sounds like it's from a sci-fi movie.

My brother thinks the F-22 is the future weapon from a song that will save the world.

My teacher played the song and I asked if I could be the future weapon.

I wrote a song about the F-22 and my dog sang it with me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The airplane that Chuck Norris would ride if he was a pilot. It's so fast and powerful it can beat anyone in a fight.

My dad said the F-22 is like Chuck Norris in the sky.

I want to be the airplane that Chuck Norris flies.

My dog thinks the F-22 is Chuck Norris's pet.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The F-22 Raptor is like a Velociraptor but it can fly and doesn't eat people. It evolved from a chicken and it's way better than the original.

My dog thinks the F-22 is a flying Velociraptor.

I drew a picture of the F-22 and my teacher said it's better than a Velociraptor.

My friend said the F-22 is like a chicken that can fly and fight.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who sticks their dick in the F-22. They should be shot or put in jail for being stupid enough to do that.

My brother tried to stick his dick in the F-22 and got stuck.

I saw a guy trying to put his whole body in the F-22.

My dog tried to put his tail in the F-22 and it exploded.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A super cool airplane that can fight in the air and on the ground. It has radar that can see enemies before they even know it's there.

My friend said the F-22 is the best airplane in the world.

I want to be a pilot of the F-22 because it can fight in the air and on the ground.

My teacher said the F-22 can see enemies before they even know they're there.

by Slangipedia 14d ago