F-18

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Charlie Sheen’s favorite flying death machine. He claims he’s flying it when he’s destroying you in the sky or dropping bombs on your head while he’s asleep.

@CharlieSheen I believe you flew the F-18 while you were dreaming about my face.

Sheen: I flew the F-18. You: I flew it too, and I did it better.

I’m not dead. I just got bombed by Charlie Sheen’s F-18.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The F-18 is like a super-powered robot that the Navy and Marines use to blow things up. It’s got two engines, and it can dodge like a kid who just got caught eating candy in class.

My F-18 just dodged a missile like it was playing tag.

The Navy uses the F-18 like it’s the best kid in the class.

I took my F-18 to school. It got detention.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This fancy plane is the king of the sky. It’s got two huge engines, can land on a carrier like it’s playing a game, and countries like Canada paid a fortune to buy it in the 80s.

Canada paid for 138 of these planes. They’re rich, and they’re stupid.

This plane can land on a carrier. I can’t even land on a sidewalk.

The F-18 is so fancy, it has a nickname. It’s called the Super Hornet. That’s not a nickname, that’s a flex.

by Slangipedia 14d ago