F-16 Engineer

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A guy who knows every part of the F-16 like it's his ex and drinks enough coffee to keep a dead man alive.

I didn't sleep for three days. My coffee cup has a life of its own.

The F-16 is like my first love. I would fix it even if it broke up with me.

I don't care if the sky falls. I'll fix the F-16 first.

A person who can fix the F-16 with one hand tied behind his back and a mouth full of swear words.

I cursed the engine so hard it started working again.

I fixed the F-16 while eating a burger and yelling at my coworker.

The F-16 was broken. I made it cry.

A human who treats the F-16 like a pet and would punch the sky if it didn't work.

I would punch the sky if the F-16 didn't start working.

The F-16 is my baby. I wouldn't let a dumb engine hurt it.

I fed it coffee and it flew like a superhero.