F-117A Nighthawk

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The F-117A Nighthawk is like a sneaky little rat in the sky that can fly right past all the loud, dumb missiles and bombs. It’s got fancy engines and controls that make it almost impossible to hit, and it’s been around long enough to know how to hide from everyone.
My uncle flew it and said it felt like flying through a sneeze.
It’s the only plane that can sneak up on a tank and laugh in its face.
They tried to retire it, but it just rolled its eyes and stayed.
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The F-117A is a stealth bomber that’s been around longer than your grandma and isn’t going anywhere. People said it was done for, but the U. S. Air Force said, 'Nope, you’re staying,' and gave it more time to keep annoying enemies.
They said it was retiring, but it just said, 'Not today.'
It’s still flying like it’s in its prime, even though it’s older than the internet.
It’s the only plane that can make missiles look bad.
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