E.Y.A.B

My mom just told my dad to eat your ass biscuit after he stole her favorite cookies.

My cousin said eat your ass biscuit when I beat him at Fortnite.

My teacher told me to eat your ass biscuit for drawing on the desk again.

My brother made my sister eat a pie and call it a day for losing the video game match.

My friend said make your butt eat a whole pie and call it a day when I laughed at his bad joke.

My dad told my mom to eat a pie and call it a day for not doing the dishes.

My neighbor told my dog to chow down on a donut and be quiet for barking at 2 a. m.

My brother told me to chow down on a donut and be quiet for talking too much.

My teacher told the class to chow down on a donut and be quiet for being too loud.

My sister told my brother to eat a sandwich and shut up for talking during movie time.

My friend said make your butt eat a sandwich and shut up for being too loud in the cafeteria.

My mom told me to eat a sandwich and shut up for not doing my homework.

My dad told my mom to chug a milkshake and stop being a drama queen for arguing about the TV show.

My friend told me to chug a milkshake and stop being a drama queen for crying over a bad grade.

My brother told my sister to chug a milkshake and stop being a drama queen for not winning the game.

My brother told me to eat a burger and stop being a crybaby for losing the race.

My mom told my dad to eat a burger and stop being a crybaby for not mowing the lawn.

My friend said make your butt eat a burger and stop being a crybaby for failing the math test.