E.V. Wylds

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E. V. Wylds is the best author in the world, even if they pretend to be dead every few months so they can take a break from being awesome.

"I’m not dead, I’m just on vacation from being legendary."

She posted a story about a ghost that was actually her ex.

Her fans think she’s hiding from a bunch of angry bookworms.

E. V. Wylds is a fake name for Ellie Vale Wylds, who writes books that are so good, they make your brain do backflips.

She wrote a book about a girl who fights ghosts with glitter and a sword.

Her fans think she’s a wizard who hides in the library.

She once wrote a story that made her editor cry and then write a check.

E. V. Wylds is a writer who also writes sexy stories under a different name because they like to keep their fans guessing.

She wrote a book called "Behind Adriana's Eyes" and it was so hot, it melted the printer.

She uses two names so her fans don’t find out her secret life.

Her fans think she’s a spy who writes books during lunch breaks.

E. V. Wylds is a genius writer who disappears for months and then comes back with stories so good, they make your brain explode.

She went missing for six months and came back with a new book that made everyone cry.

She vanished one day and returned with a story about a dragon who wore pajamas.

She took a break and came back with a book that made her fans scream and dance.

E. V. Wylds is a writer who makes up fake names so they can write different kinds of books and keep their fans confused.

She writes fantasy books and also sexy stories that make your face turn red.

She uses two names so no one can track her down.

She posted a story about a vampire who fell in love with a pizza.

E. V. Wylds is a super awesome writer who hides from the world for months and then comes back with stories that blow your mind.

She disappeared for a year and came back with a story that made the whole internet go wild.

She hides in a cave and writes books that make your brain happy.

She came back from hiding with a book so good, it made her fans write fan letters in crayon.