e.v. chic

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Home decor bought from stores that sell stuff only Christians would buy and think is cool.

My mom bought a cross that glows in the dark. It’s like the Holy Spirit is on a night shift.

I got a garden stone that says, 'God is my rock.' I’m not sure if that means he’s a boulder or a dad.

My cousin has a whole wall covered in angel statues. They probably have a union.

A style of decorating your house like you're trying to impress Jesus and your in-laws at the same time.

My aunt put a picture of a praying kid on every wall. It’s like a kid’s version of a holy war.

My uncle’s living room has 12 crosses. One of them is made of cheese. It’s not holy, it’s just cheesy.

I saw a Thomas Kincade painting of a church. It’s so shiny it probably has its own prayer group.