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E&V is when you show off your junk like a fool and sneak peeks at other people’s junk like a dirty little voyeur. You’re the one screaming ‘I’m watching you’ at the club like you’re the king of the buffet.
Bro, I saw you in the bathroom at the club, peeing in a cup like it was a fancy restaurant.
She was watching me and my roommate do the horizontal mambo like she was in a movie.
He started a live stream of his blow job and called it ‘E&V: The Sequel’.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E&V is also that fancy oil you pour on your salad like it’s liquid gold, but you still eat the whole thing like it’s your last meal.
My mom said it was ‘good for the heart’ like it was a magic potion.
I used it on my pizza and it tasted like a rich person’s regret.
My aunt poured it on her pasta like it was a wine tasting.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The Void is when you feel like a sad, wet sock after your ex said ‘I never loved you’ and now you're living in your own head like it's a rental property.
I didn’t come out of my room for a week and my dog stopped talking to me.
She cried so hard she turned into a waterfall and now she's living in a cave.
He texted me ‘I miss you’ and I replied with a single ‘.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Irrelevant is when you think you're the main character but you're just a background player who forgot to do their job. You’re like the guy who says ‘I’m important’ but you’re just a chair.
She said ‘I’m the main girl’ but I still had to wear the wig.
He tried to be cool but he was just a background character in a movie.
She posted a whole essay about why she was relevant and I replied with ‘Irrelevant’.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The Way to Heaven is when you read Dio's Diary so fast you get a headache, then you find a green baby and say 11 phrases so loud it wakes up the universe and gives you a new life.
He read the diary so fast he broke the lamp like it was a curse.
She found the green baby in a park and started chanting like it was a ritual.
He said the 11 phrases so loud the moon blinked like it was tired.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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EOMV is when you're eating out someone's junk like it's a fancy restaurant and you're not even trying to be polite.
I told my crush ‘EOMV’ and he stared at me like I was a monster.
She said it during lunch and her friend started laughing like it was the best joke ever.
He used it in a group chat and it became a new inside joke.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Being philosophical is when you're sitting in your room like a god and you're thinking about why the sky is blue and why your mom always says ‘you’re not a kid anymore’.
He was thinking about life and why the sky was blue like it was a test.
She asked ‘Why are we here?’ and no one answered because they didn’t know.
He looked at the moon and said ‘Why is it so far away?’ like it was a problem to solve.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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