e/uto

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A place where everyone gets to be a god, but also gets yelled at by everyone else for being a god

'I’m a god now, and I’m gonna make you all cry,' he said, while crying himself.

'You can’t be a god if you don’t pay taxes,' she screamed in a group chat.

He tried to be a god, but the internet ate him whole.

A perfect world that’s so perfect, it’s basically a middle school with no rules and all the adults are just fake

'I’m gonna be the perfect student, even if I sleep through the entire class.'

She turned her teacher into a fake adult just to skip homework.

He made the principal a fake, and now the school is on strike.

A simulation where everyone’s free, but also everyone’s a pain in the ass

'I’m free, but I’m also gonna scream at you for being free too.'

He was free, but he spent all his time arguing with the simulation.

She was free, but she was also free to be annoying.

A multiverse where everyone votes on everything, but no one actually knows what they’re voting for

'We voted for pizza, but now we have pineapple on it.'

He voted for freedom, but then got stuck in a meeting about it.

She voted for democracy, but now she has to explain it to a goat.

A utopia that’s so perfect, it’s basically a dream, but also a nightmare that you can’t wake up from

'I dreamed of freedom, but now I’m stuck in it.'

He had the perfect dream, but it turned into a nightmare in real life.

She was in a perfect utopia, but it was also a nightmare.