E.T.M.I

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Poop coming out of your guts because you're a total mess inside.
My E. T. M. I hit me at 3 AM. I'm not even sorry.
I ate 12 tacos. Now I'm doing E. T. M. I on the floor.
My E. T. M. I is so strong, it woke up my dog.
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When your insides feel like they're about to explode from all the dumb stuff you've eaten.
Sawcon gave me E. T. M. I. I'm just sitting here crying.
I had E. T. M. I so bad, I texted my mom and said I was dying.
My E. T. M. I is so bad, I can't even walk.
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The inside version of Ligma. You're just a walking mess.
My E. T. M. I is Ligma's cousin. They both stink.
I had E. T. M. I and it felt like I was being tortured.
I got E. T. M. I from eating too much pizza. It was a disaster.
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When your guts are so full of dumb stuff, they start leaking everywhere.
I had E. T. M. I so bad, I leaked on my shoes.
My E. T. M. I was so bad, I had to leave class.
I had E. T. M. I and it was the worst thing ever.
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Your body is just giving up because you've been eating too much dumb stuff.
My body gave up on me. E. T. M. I is the reason.
I had E. T. M. I and my body was like 'no more'.
E. T. M. I made me give up on life. I'm just sitting here.
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