E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!

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What this Mexican yelled at me when he crashed into my fence like a drunk goat
He screamed 'E. T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!' while falling into my yard like a wet sock
He ran into my fence at 2 a. m. and screamed that line like he was dying
He was high and yelling that line while stealing my neighbor's pizza
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The last thing this Mexican said before he got arrested for trespassing and stealing my chicken
He was arrested and still yelled 'E. T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!' like he was the king of the world
He got caught and said that line while trying to run away
He was taken away and still shouted that line like it was a secret code
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What this Mexican screamed when he fell into my pool and thought it was a portal to another world
He jumped in my pool and screamed that line like he was escaping aliens
He thought the pool was a spaceship and yelled that line as he sank
He came running to my pool at midnight and yelled that line like he was possessed
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