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When your parents interrupt your sex by calling you during it
Mom: 'Why aren't you at the store? I need tampons!' Dad: 'Just buy some!' Me: 'I'm busy!'
E.T. Phone Home
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Calling your mom, sister, or your best friend to get tampons when you're out partying and don't have any
'I'm at the club, I'm out of tampons, I need one now!'
'I'm at the mall, I'm about to leak, help me!'
'I'm at the store, I'm about to die, send me a tampon!'
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Calling someone on your phone while you're giving a girl a blow job and then sticking the phone up her ass
'Hey, I just got a blow job and I'm calling you!'
'I'm doing this and I'm calling you!'
'I'm blowing someone and I'm talking to you!'
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Putting a glowing led strip around your cock and shoving it in a girl's pussy while yelling E. T. Phone Home
'E. T. Phone Home! I just got a cock light!'
'I'm shining a light up her pussy!'
'I'm glowing and I'm in her!'