Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who will have sex with anything that moves, even if it's a chair, a dog, or a pizza.

I saw him try to seduce a toaster. It didn't work. He was still hot.

She dated a parrot. It's true. They had a kid.

He tried to have sex with my uncle's pet goldfish. It was weird.

2

a person who is so horny they will do anything, even if it means having sex with a tree or their own brother.

He had sex with a vending machine. I saw it. It was a tragedy.

She married a chicken. It was a real thing.

He tried to have sex with his mom's couch. It was a bad decision.

3

a person who will have sex with anything, even if it's not alive and it's not even close to being a person.

He had a relationship with a trash can. It ended badly.

She dated a wall. It was a disaster.

He tried to have sex with a fire hydrant. It was a mess.

4

someone who will have sex with anything that breathes, even if it's a cow, a ghost, or their ex's pet turtle.

He tried to seduce a ghost. It was creepy and weird.

She dated a cow. It was a real thing.

He had sex with a turtle. It was weird and gross.

5

a person who will do anything for sex, even if it means having sex with a rock or their own dad.

He had sex with a rock. It was a real thing.

She dated her brother. It was a disaster.

He tried to have sex with his dad. It was awkward.