E=(sus)²

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A math formula to figure out how much sus a person is. Mostly used for people who think they're cool because their name starts with an E.

E = (sus)². That's why you're so sus, Ethan.

Your sus level is off the charts, Eliza.

E = (sus)². You're not even trying, Edward.

A stupid way of saying 'pseudo' that sounds like someone who failed science and still talks like they know what they're doing.

'Pseudo' is not 'sus'! You're a science fraud, Ms. Pseudo.

He said 'sus' instead of 'pseudo' and got a zero on the test.

You're not pseudo, you're just stupid.

Acting like you're better than everyone else, but you're still trying too hard to look fancy.

He's stuck up and elegant, but he still wears socks with sandals.

She's stuck up and elegant, but she still texts in all caps.

He's stuck up and elegant, but he still eats pizza for breakfast.

He is a special person. Like, really special. Like, he’s the reason the whole class is confused.

HE HIS A SPECIAL PERSON. I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.

He is a special person. I swear he's from another dimension.

HE HIS A SPECIAL PERSON. I'm going to cry.