E.S.S.J

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A cursed part of San Jose where people are too broke to live anywhere else and too lazy to move.

My cousin lives in E. S. S. J and still doesn't know how to use a microwave.

I got kicked out of E. S. S. J because I tried to steal a pizza from the corner store.

My friend says E. S. S. J is like living in a trash can that also has a bad attitude.

The worst neighborhood in San Jose where even the rats have better jobs than you.

I got a job in E. S. S. J and it turned out I was just working for the rats.

My mom says E. S. S. J is where bad decisions are born and good ones are buried.

I saw a guy in E. S. S. J crying over a broken toaster and I felt bad for him.

A place where people think they're cool, but they're just loud and confused.

My cousin thinks E. S. S. J is the best place ever, but he just screams at the bus driver every day.

I tried to be cool in E. S. S. J, but I just got yelled at for wearing socks with sandals.

The guy next door in E. S. S. J thinks he's a rapper, but he just yells at the mailman.

A hole in the ground where people live and also yell at you for no reason.

My neighbor from E. S. S. J yelled at me for not mowing my lawn, even though I live on the other side of town.

I walked past E. S. S. J and got yelled at by three different people for no reason.

My friend moved to E. S. S. J and now he yells at his plants.