E.R. Car

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An E. R. Car is like the price tag of a car you'd get if you got hit by a truck while eating a taco at 3 a. m. It’s how much you pay to get treated like a broken toaster in a place that smells like old pizza and regret.

My E. R. Car cost $14,000. I got a coupon for a cheeseburger and a nap.

I had to pay for an E. R. Car because my dog bit my neighbor and then my mom.

My E. R. Car was $18,000. I didn’t even get a soda.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

An E. R. Car is when you go to the E. R. and come out with a bill that could buy you a car, and maybe a new pair of pants and a very expensive therapy session.

I went to the E. R. for a paper cut and got billed for an E. R. Car and a lifetime supply of Band-Aids.

My E. R. Car cost me my savings and my dignity. Also, my cat judged me.

I got an E. R. Car because I had a panic attack and the doctor thought I was possessed.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

An E. R. Car is what you pay when the E. R. decides you're worth more than a used car and less than a limo, and they charge you for it in the most unforgiving way possible.

I got an E. R. Car because I got sick and my doctor said I needed a vacation, and a new car.

My E. R. Car was $22,000. I got a free cup of coffee and a very angry bill.

I had to pay for an E. R. Car because I got hit by a shopping cart and now I have a $20,000 bill.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago