e.quaintance

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A fake friend you only know because they spam you with emails or type nonsense in a video game while you're stuck in traffic.

'Hey, I just got your email. You're cool. Let's be friends.', from a guy who's never seen you in real life.

You log into your RPG and see a message: 'Hey, wanna team up? I’m a wizard.', he’s just a kid with a bad internet connection.

You get a DM: 'Hi, I follow you on blogs. Let’s be friends.', he’s probably your mom’s friend.

Someone you pretend to like just because they send you messages and you don’t want to be alone.

'I’m your best friend online!', said by a guy who hasn’t replied to your last 10 emails.

You join a chat group and the first message is: 'Hey, I’m your new friend. Let’s be besties.', he’s probably your cousin’s friend.

You get an email: 'I’m your new buddy. We’re gonna rule the internet.', he’s probably your neighbor’s kid.

A person you're stuck with because they message you and you’re too lazy to say no.

You get an email: 'Let’s be friends. I’m your new pal.', you reply: 'Sure, why not?'.

You log into a game and a random person says: 'Hey, wanna be buddies?', you say yes because you’re bored.

You get a DM: 'Let’s be besties forever!', you reply: 'Okay.', you're now stuck with this person for life.

A person you talk to online, but they're not real, and they probably have no life.

You email someone and they reply: 'Hey, I’m your friend now.', you're now friends with a guy who probably lives with his mom.

You join a game and a guy says: 'Hey, wanna be friends?', he’s probably 12 and lives in his mom’s basement.

You get a DM: 'Let’s be besties.', he’s probably your teacher’s kid.

A person you’re friends with online, but you’ve never met them and they probably don’t like you.

You email someone: 'Hey, let’s be friends.', they say yes, but they probably don’t like you.

You log into a game and a person says: 'Hey, wanna be friends?', you say yes, but you both hate each other.

You get a DM: 'Let’s be besties.', you say yes, but you both know it’s fake.