E.O.O.

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E. O. O. stands for 'The Ex On One', a lazy fool who lives off his wife’s paycheck while she works her ass off and raises their kids.

'I don't do nothing but smoke weed and drink all day. My wife's the real MVP.'

'He's got no job, no goals, just a bunch of kids and a wife who's basically a superhero.'

'He's like a couch potato with a PhD in doing nothing.'

E. O. O. is the guy who got ditched but still acts like he's the king of the world. He's got no money, no brain, but he's got a ton of attitude.

'He texts me at 3 a. m. like he's the boss of me.'

'He thinks he's still cool just because he used to be married to me.'

'He got fired again and still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.'

E. O. O. is a man who lives in a fantasy world where he's rich, famous, and never has to work again. Reality? That's just a rumor.

'He says he's going to be rich again. I've heard that line 10 times.'

'He still thinks he's the main character of his own story.'

'He's got a whole life plan, it involves sleeping and eating.'

E. O. O. is the man who got dumped but still thinks he's the best version of himself. He's got no skills, no job, and a whole lot of pride.

'He sends me a text every day like he's trying to win me back.'

'He still thinks he's the king of the world just because he used to be married to me.'

'He's got no money, no job, but he's got a whole lot of ego.'

E. O. O. is the man who thinks he's got it all figured out, until he runs out of weed and money.

'He's got no job, no money, but he still thinks he's got it all figured out.'

'He spends all his money on weed and pizza, and still thinks he's rich.'

'He's got a plan, it involves sleeping and eating.'

E. O. O. is the man who still thinks he's the main character of his own life, even though he's broke, unemployed, and lives in a fantasy world.

'He still thinks he's the main character of his own life.'

'He lives in a fantasy world where he's rich and famous.'

'He's got no job, no money, but he still thinks he's got it all figured out.'