E.N.A (erect nipple alert)

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When your nipples go stiff like a sailor in a storm and everyone knows you’re not wearing a bra

My ENA was so strong, my coworkers thought I had a bra on fire

He walked in and saw my ENA, he dropped his coffee and his dignity

I got an ENA in the elevator and the guy next to me whispered, 'She’s got a full house'

Your nipples get hard like a rock and you’re basically saying, 'I don’t care if you see me'

I got an ENA at the gym and the guy behind me said, 'You’re training your chest'

My ENA was so good, my dog started barking at me

At the mall, my ENA got me a free cupcake from the store employee

When your nipples puff up like a chicken and you’re basically showing off

I got an ENA in the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to a party

My ENA was so big, my brother said I was ready for a date

At the park, my ENA made a kid ask if I had a tattoo on my chest

Your nipples go up like a flag and you’re basically saying, 'Look at me'

My ENA got me a compliment from my boss, and I didn’t even wear a shirt

At the movie theater, my ENA made the guy next to me laugh out loud

I got an ENA in the car, and my friend said, 'You’re showing off'

When your nipples stand up like a soldier on duty and you’re basically saying, 'I’m not hiding'

I got an ENA at the beach and the guy next to me said, 'You’re not wearing a swimsuit'

My ENA was so good, my mom asked if I was going to a party

At the restaurant, my ENA made the waiter blush

Your nipples go stiff like a brick and you're basically saying, 'You can see me, and I like it'

I got an ENA in class and my teacher said, 'You’re not hiding anymore'

At the concert, my ENA got me a high-five from a stranger

My ENA was so good, my friend said, 'You’re like a walking billboard'