E=MVΔCrack

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It’s when you snort crack off someone else’s crack to get high, especially if they’re the same gender. It’s like a dirty science experiment with a side of attitude.
I just did E=MVΔCrack on my cousin at the party. He’s still laughing and crying.
I had to do E=MVΔCrack on my best friend because he ran out of weed and was too proud to ask for help.
My mom caught me doing E=MVΔCrack on my brother. She said, 'You two are worse than the neighbors.'
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It’s when you hit someone else’s crack with crack to get a boost, usually when you’re both out of your mind and the same sex. It’s like a bad math class with a lot of smoke.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my ex at the bar. He threw a drink at me and it missed.
My brother did E=MVΔCrack on me before the game. I was tripping and he was on fire.
We did E=MVΔCrack on each other at the mall. The security guard called the cops.
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It’s when you sniff crack off a crack, usually someone you know, and it’s extra funny if they’re the same sex. It’s like a science experiment but with more swearing and less focus.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my neighbor. He was high, I was dizzy, and the dog ran away.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my friend in the park. We both got in trouble.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my brother. He started singing and I got a headache.
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It’s when you hit someone’s crack with crack to get high, and it’s even better if they’re the same sex. It’s like a bad math test and a bad decision all in one.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my girlfriend. She laughed, I cried, and we both got in trouble.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my friend at the concert. He started dancing and I started yelling.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my cousin at the family reunion. My aunt said she was going to kick me out.
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It’s when you smoke crack off another person’s crack for energy, and it’s extra funny if they’re the same sex. It’s like a chemistry class but with more smoke and less homework.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my friend before the test. I got an A and he got a C.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my brother. He started talking to the ceiling and I got a headache.
I did E=MVΔCrack on my neighbor. He laughed, I cried, and the dog ran away.
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