e.m.s.p

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A guy who wakes up stoned and thinks he’s the king of the street, even though he passed out in a ditch.

He texted me at 7 a. m. saying he was going to rob a bank and didn’t even brush his teeth.

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her a ‘walking snack.’

He took a hit of weed and tried to dance like he was in a rap video.

The worst kind of person who gets high before the sun comes up and acts like he owns the block.

He showed up at my door with a bag of chips and said he was going to ‘take over the city.’

He tried to negotiate with my dog for a snack and lost.

He did a whole freestyle about his ‘stoned glory’ and it was just nonsense.

A guy who’s too stoned to know he’s being ridiculous and still thinks he’s cool.

He called me at 6 a. m. and said he was going to ‘blow up the block.’

He tried to rap and it sounded like he was talking to a ghost.

He passed out on my porch and still said he was ‘on a mission.’