e.m.philyaw

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A weird, smelly kid who makes stupid music videos about Jack Stauber. He’s so weird, he makes people laugh until they cry and then throw up.

I watched his video and laughed so hard I peed my pants.

His videos are like watching a raccoon try to dance.

He’s the reason my mom started watching Jack Stauber too.

A messy, loud kid who makes videos about Jack Stauber. He’s so weird, he thinks a drum is a sandwich and eats it.

He eats a drum and calls it a sandwich. That’s not a sandwich, that’s a nightmare.

His videos are louder than my brother’s screaming.

He made me cry watching his video about a sandwich.

A smelly, weird kid who makes videos about Jack Stauber. He’s so weird, he thinks a music video is a math test and fails it.

He failed a math test just by watching a video. That’s not a test, that’s a curse.

He made me fail my math test. I’m never going to pass again.

He thinks music videos are math tests. That’s the worst thing ever.