e.m.o.u.i.c

You just challenged me to a food fight. I accepted. You’re gonna regret it.

I’m not just eating you. I’m eating your soul and your dignity.

You thought you could beat me? I’ll turn you into a snack and a punchline.

I’m gonna eat you so fast you won’t even remember your own name.

You think you’re tough? I’ll eat you and laugh about it later.

I’ll eat you until your mom calls me and asks what I did to you.

I’m eating you like you’re my favorite snack and I haven’t eaten in a week.

You’re not just food. You’re my new obsession.

I’ll eat you so fast you’ll be a memory by lunch.

You’re not a rival. You’re a side dish.

I’ll eat you like you’re just a crumb I stepped on.

You’re not even worth a second bite.

You’re not going down. You’re going down for good.

I’ll eat you so hard you’ll be the joke of the year.

Your friends are gonna laugh at you when I’m done with you.

You’re gonna be my snack and then my trash.

I’ll eat you and then throw you out like yesterday’s pizza.

You’re not even worth keeping. I’ll eat you and forget you ever existed.