Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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E equals M C squared is Einstein's way of saying mass can turn into energy if you go as fast as light, which is impossible for anyone who has ever eaten a pizza.

My physics teacher said, 'You'll never be as fast as light, fat kid.'

I tried to run like light and tripped on my own shoelace.

My dog tried to run like light and got stuck in the door.

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E equals M C squared is how retards write Einstein's formula. It's like giving a blind man a map and calling it a joke.

My friend wrote E = MC² on his math test and got a D+

I told my mom E = MC² and she asked if I was a wizard.

My dog tried to write E = MC² and chewed my pencil.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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E equals M C squared is a rap song about energy, mass, and light speed, and it's the only thing that makes me want to do math.

I heard E = MC² on the radio and started doing algebra in my head.

My friend raps E = MC² and it's the best thing ever.

I tried to rap E = MC² and it sounded like a cat fight.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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E equals M C squared is a hip-hop song by some guys who probably never did physics and just wanted to rhyme.

I heard the song E = MC² and now I know how to solve for x.

My friend says he can rap better than Einstein.

My dog tried to rap E = MC² and it was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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E equals M C squared is like a weird math spell that connects everything, even your bad grades and your mom’s bad cooking.

My teacher said E = MC² is like magic for math.

I think E = MC² is the reason my grades are bad.

My mom said E = MC² is the reason her cooking is bad.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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E equals M C squared is the wrong way to write Einstein's real formula, which is like spelling 'cat' as 'kat' and calling it a typo.

My teacher said I wrote E = MC² wrong and it was like spelling 'cat' as 'kat.'

I tried to write E = MC² and it was like a spelling bee for dumb people.

My dog tried to write E = MC² and it looked like a mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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E equals M C squared is Einstein’s way of saying energy is mass times light speed squared, and that’s the most complicated thing ever.

I tried to understand E = MC² and it was like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded.

My teacher said E = MC² was the most complicated thing ever.

My dog tried to understand E = MC² and it ran away.

by Slangipedia 4d ago