E.M.A club

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A group where everyone is too hungry to fight and just eats your face

I joined the E. M. A club and now I’m stuck eating my brother’s face for lunch.

The E. M. A club is just a fancy way of saying I’m getting fed up with your snacks.

I tried to quit the E. M. A club, but now I’m eating my mom’s ass for dinner.

A secret society that only lets people in if they promise to eat someone’s butt

I got into the E. M. A club by eating my teacher’s butt in front of the whole class.

My friend joined the E. M. A club just to skip math and eat my neighbor’s butt.

I didn’t get into the E. M. A club because I refused to eat my dog’s butt.

A club where everyone gets promoted by eating someone’s butt in public

I got a promotion in the E. M. A club by eating my boss’s butt during a meeting.

My crush got into the E. M. A club by eating my best friend’s butt at the school dance.

I was fired from the E. M. A club because I only ate my cat’s butt.

A club where people sign up to eat butt, and no one ever backs out

I signed up for the E. M. A club and now I have to eat my uncle’s butt every Sunday.

My little sister joined the E. M. A club and now she’s eating my dad’s butt for breakfast.

I tried to leave the E. M. A club, but now I have to eat my teacher’s butt for a month.

A club that gives you a membership card only if you eat someone’s butt

I got my E. M. A club membership by eating my mom’s butt in front of the whole neighborhood.

My friend’s E. M. A club membership was revoked because he only ate my brother’s butt once.

I got a golden membership in the E. M. A club for eating my dog’s butt on live TV.

A club where the only way to get respect is to eat someone’s butt

I earned my respect in the E. M. A club by eating my principal’s butt in front of the whole school.

My friend got respect in the E. M. A club by eating my mom’s butt during a Zoom call.

I lost all my respect in the E. M. A club because I only ate my sister’s butt once.