e^(i*pi) + 1

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The exact number of fucks you give when you’re too high to care.
My math teacher said e^(i*pi) + 1 = -1. I said, 'Yeah, and I still don’t give a damn.'
I did the equation, but I didn’t do the homework. Still got an A. Math is trash.
Bro, I solved it on acid. You? You just copied it.
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How many times you’ll cuss out your calculator before you give up.
I tried e^(i*pi) + 1 for 45 minutes. My calculator exploded. I got a B−.
My brain was full of cheese. I asked my dog. He gave me the answer.
I used my phone instead of my calculator. My mom yelled at me.
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How many times you’ll fail a test just to prove you don’t care.
I failed the test on purpose. I didn’t even try. My teacher gave me a D. I got a pizza.
I flunked the math test. My mom was mad. I got extra pizza. It was worth it.
I didn’t study. I flunked. My teacher said I was ‘a lost cause.’ I said, ‘You’re a lost cause.’
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How much of a mess you’ll make in your math homework just to be annoying.
I drew a cat on my math homework. The teacher said I was ‘a disgrace.’ I said, ‘So was your hair.’
I wrote e^(i*pi) + 1 = -1. Then I wrote, ‘I’m not wrong, I’m just lazy.’
I made my math homework look like a explosion. My teacher gave me a C. I said, ‘You gave me a C? I expected a fire.’
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How many times you’ll swear at your math teacher just to get even.
I said, ‘You’re the worst teacher in the world.’ My teacher said, ‘You’re the worst student in the class.’
I told my teacher she had a ‘face like a donkey.’ She said I had a ‘brain like a potato.’
I cussed her out. She gave me a D. I cussed her again. She gave me an F.
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