e.e. cummings

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A poet who looked like he just got out of a trash can and wrote poems that made no sense but somehow made people cry.

My English teacher tried to make me read his stuff. I cried. Not because it was good. Because it was bad and I had to read it out loud.

My dog thinks he's a poet. He barks in rhymes. He's clearly influenced by e. e. cummings.

My ex tried to write a poem about me. It had like 10 different spellings of my name. I’m still confused.

The reason why your emo friend thinks they're profound and why they wrote that stupid poem about their feelings.

My little brother wrote a poem about his crush. It had 20 different versions of her name. It was like e. e. cummings, but worse.

My mom thinks she's a poet. She writes about her cat. It’s just e. e. cummings for people who don’t know it’s e. e. cummings.

My teacher tried to make me feel special by saying I was like e. e. cummings. I was just confused and mad.

The most amazing name for a porno. Like if a porno was written by a poet who looked like he had a bad day.

I watched a porno called 'e. e. cummings: The Poem of Love.' It was just two people reading poems. It was hot. It was confusing.

My friend tried to make a porno with his dog. He called it 'e. e. cummings: The Poem of Barking.' It was terrible. It was amazing.

My little sister drew a porno. It was called 'e. e. cummings: The Poem of Naps.' It was just a dog sleeping. It was legendary.

A poet so good, he should be the reason why you passed English class and why you still remember his name.

I remember e. e. cummings because he was the only poet who made me laugh. And cry. And question my life choices.

My teacher said I was like e. e. cummings. I didn’t know what that meant. But I still got an A.

I read one of his poems. It confused me. But it was amazing. So I remembered his name.