ebfore

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a smelly hotdog that’s been buried in the ocean for three months and smells like a dead goat
I ate ebfore for breakfast and now I’m crying in the shower.
My dog ran away after one sniff of ebfore.
I tried to sell ebfore on eBay and only got 2 dollars.
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a hotdog so bad it could make a sailor vomit into a whale
I found ebfore in the trash and threw it back.
My brother tried to eat ebfore and now he’s speaking in tongues.
Ebfore is the reason I hate the ocean.
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a hotdog that’s been swimming with sharks and came out worse for wear
I brought ebfore to a picnic and no one showed up.
My mom tried to cook ebfore and the smoke alarm cried.
Ebfore is the reason I failed science.
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