Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you mix Ebonics and texting to make a mess that makes your brain want to quit

Yo bruh, I be like "I’m chillin'" but I be stressed af

DM: "U up?" Reply: "Nah, I’m dead, my dog just ate my homework"

Tweet: "This test is so hard, I be like "I’m gonna fail" but I be tryna pass"

2

the worst way to write, like your brain is on fire and you’re texting in Ebonics at the same time

Text: "I be like, why u doin' that?"

Tweet: "My mom be like, "You ain't cleanin' your room!""

DM: "I be tired, I be like, I’m gonna sleep"

3

when you try to be fancy with your words but it just sounds like you’re mad and confused

Text: "I be like, why u trippin'?"

Tweet: "My dog be like, I’m gonna eat your homework!""

DM: "I be like, why u not reply?"

4

the reason your teacher gives you a bad grade and your brain explodes at the same time

Essay: "I be like, this is so hard""

Text: "My mom be like, you ain't studying!""

Tweet: "This test be like, I’m gonna fail"

5

when you write like you’re in a fight with your brain and your phone at the same time

Text: "I be like, why u not here?""

Tweet: "My dog be like, I’m gonna eat your lunch!""

DM: "I be like, I’m dead, I’m gonna sleep"

6

when your brain is tired and your texting is worse than your spelling

Text: "I be like, why u be mad?""

Tweet: "My mom be like, you ain't cleanin' your room!""

DM: "I be like, why u not reply?"