Ebert's Law

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You break Ebert's Law when you open your mouth to criticize someone else's work without even trying it yourself. You're not a filmmaker, but you act like you're the god of movies. You're just a loudmouth who can't shut up.
My mom tried to make lasagna and it was terrible, but I still said hers was the worst. I broke Ebert's Law.
My friend said my rap was garbage, but he can't even sing. He's a disgrace.
I told my teacher my essay was bad, but I didn't even write it. I'm a total idiot.
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Ebert's Law says it's not about what you're doing, it's about how you're doing it. If you're a total mess but you're having fun, you're winning. If you're perfect but you're boring, you're losing.
My brother's math test was wrong, but he did it in 10 seconds. He's a genius.
My friend's pizza was ugly, but it tasted like heaven. It was the best pizza ever.
My cousin's speech was full of errors, but she was so confident. She was amazing.
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