eberta

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Eberta is a woman who doesn't hold back and kicks butt until the job is done.
Eberta walked into the meeting and said, 'You all are a bunch of farts and I'm gonna make you work harder than you ever have.'
She told the boss he was a 'dumb donkey' and then fixed the whole project in one night.
Eberta didn't even flinch when the printer exploded. She just said, 'That’s the least it could do.'
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Eberta is a woman who doesn't care if you're mad at her as long as the job is done.
She yelled at the team for missing the deadline and then stayed late to finish it herself.
Eberta called the client a 'bunch of bums' and still got the contract signed.
When the coffee machine broke, she said, 'That's just life, and I'm not dying today.'
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Eberta is a woman who doesn't hold back and gets things done even if you're screaming at her.
She said, 'You're all a bunch of whiners,' and still finished the report before lunch.
Eberta told the intern to 'stop being a baby' and then helped him finish his work.
When the printer jammed again, she just said, 'This is just another day in the hell of work.'
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