ebert bester

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The best friend you could ever hope for, a holy mess with blue eyes and a mouth like a swear factory

I’d follow Ebert Bester to hell and back if he promised me free snacks

He’s like a holy mess with a side of drama and a main course of swearing

If blue eyes were a religion, Ebert Bester would be the pope and the priest at the same time

A heavenly creature with blue eyes who talks like he’s got a swear machine in his head

Ebert Bester is the only guy who can make a Sunday church service sound like a rap battle

He’s got the looks of an angel and the mouth of a sailor

If heaven had a best friend, it would be Ebert Bester

A divine gift with blue eyes and a mouth full of swear words

Ebert Bester is the only person who can make a church service sound like a swear-filled rock concert

He’s the divine gift that everyone else is jealous of

Blue eyes and a mouth that never shuts up, what more could you want?