Ebert and Roeper

That new singer? Total diva. I give her two thumbs up. One for her face, one for her guts.

My cousin got a B+ on her math test. I gave her two thumbs up. One for trying, one for being a total mess.

My dog ate my homework. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the style, one for the chaos.

My girlfriend passed her driving test. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the front, one for the back.

That kid did a flip in the hallway. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the front, one for the back.

My mom baked a cake. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the front, one for the back.

My sister smells like a garbage can. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the pretty, one for the smelly.

That girl just ate a whole pizza. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the pretty, one for the smelly.

My dog has a face like a raccoon. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the pretty, one for the smelly.

My friend got a new job. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the good stuff, one for the bad stuff.

My brother got a tattoo. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the good stuff, one for the bad stuff.

My mom took out the trash. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the good stuff, one for the bad stuff.

My neighbor painted her house purple. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the good, one for the total disaster.

My friend failed her test. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the good, one for the total disaster.

My dog pooped on the carpet. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the good, one for the total disaster.

My sister got a new phone. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the nice stuff, one for the total mess.

My friend ate a whole pie. I gave her two thumbs up. One for the nice stuff, one for the total mess.

My dog rolled in dirt. I gave him two thumbs up. One for the nice stuff, one for the total mess.