eberhart

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Super smart and knows everything. Always trying to sound fancy because they think they’re better than everyone else.
"I’m so smart I could outthink a toaster!", @CampEberhartFanatic
My counselor thinks he’s Einstein. He’s not. He’s just loud.
Eberhart thinks they’re the king of the universe. They’re not. They’re just rich.
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A magical place where campers get lost, make bad decisions, and somehow still think they’re cool.
Corey Lake is so creepy I swear the lake is trying to eat me.
Brice is real. I saw him. He was eating my shoe.
This place is like a dream. Or a nightmare. I’m not sure which.
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When you’re so obsessed with tacos and weird photos that you’re willing to jump off a cliff into a clown’s pants just for fun.
I ate so much taco meat I got a tattoo of it.
That Malaysian kid in the senior pictures is my hero.
I jumped off a cliff. It was worth it. The clown’s pants were worth it.
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A fancy, annoying place where campers are treated like animals and the staff is too lazy to do their job.
They treat us like we’re cows in a barn.
The staff doesn’t know what they’re doing. They just yell at us.
Wakeshma is way better. They don’t have clowns. They have real people.
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