eber-geek

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An Eber-geek is a human who thinks their Ethernet cable is more important than their actual life. They play video games like they're fighting for their soul and never log off. Their computer is always on, their brain is always off.
My cousin logged into World of Warcraft at 3 AM and didn't wake up until noon. He missed his own birthday.
My neighbor's computer is on 24/7. I think it's more alive than him.
My friend's mom asked him to come to dinner. He said, 'Tell the food to wait.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Eber-geek is someone who would rather die than stop playing their video game. They have no friends. No family. Just a bunch of pixels and a very angry internet connection.
My brother said he'd rather be hit by a truck than stop playing Fortnite.
My friend didn't notice his dog ate his pizza because he was too busy fighting a dragon in Minecraft.
My cousin's computer broke. He cried more than I did when I failed my math test.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Eber-geek is a person who thinks their computer is their only friend. They live in a dark room with a screen and a pizza box. They never leave. They never talk. They just yell at their enemies in online games.
My friend's room is darker than a cave. He only comes out to eat pizza and yell at strangers.
My neighbor's dog barked at him for an hour. He didn't notice because he was playing a game.
I asked my brother to come to my party. He said, 'Tell the party to come to me.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Eber-geek is someone who has no life, no friends, and no idea what time it is. They spend all their money on gaming and never stop playing. Their internet connection is their only love.
My cousin spent his allowance on a new game. He didn't even buy snacks for lunch.
My friend's computer is his only friend. He talks to it more than he talks to me.
My neighbor's internet is so busy, it's like the whole block is playing Fortnite at the same time.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Eber-geek is someone who thinks their video game is more important than their real life. They have no friends. No family. Just a bunch of online enemies and a very angry internet.
My brother plays games so much, he forgot his own birthday.
My friend said he'd rather die than stop playing his game.
My neighbor's internet is so busy, it's like the whole block is playing Fortnite at the same time.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Eber-geek is a person who lives in a dark room with a computer and a pizza box. They never leave. They never talk. They just yell at their enemies in online games.
My friend's room is darker than a cave. He only comes out to eat pizza and yell at strangers.
My brother said he'd rather be hit by a truck than stop playing Fortnite.
My neighbor's dog barked at him for an hour. He didn't notice because he was playing a game.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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