Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a Jew so annoying you wish you could punch him in the face

My cousin is an Ebenstein. He talks too much and never shuts up.

The Ebenstein in my class passed a note that said 'you’re ugly' in crayon.

I called my neighbor an Ebenstein because he parked his car in my driveway.

2

a Jew who thinks he’s the best at everything

My teacher called me an Ebenstein because I got an A on the test.

My mom said I was an Ebenstein for eating the last slice of pizza.

The Ebenstein in my family thinks he’s the king of the world.

3

a Jew who never stops talking and thinks everyone is listening

My brother is an Ebenstein. He talks nonstop at dinner.

My friend called me an Ebenstein because I talked too much in class.

The Ebenstein at my bus stop told me his whole life story.

4

a Jew who can’t take a joke and yells at everyone

My dad is an Ebenstein. He yelled at me for spilling soda on the floor.

My teacher called me an Ebenstein for making a silly joke.

The Ebenstein at the park yelled at me for stepping on his toes.

5

a Jew who thinks he’s the only one who matters

My mom said I was an Ebenstein because I didn’t share my snacks.

My friend called me an Ebenstein for taking the last candy.

The Ebenstein in my class thinks he’s the only one who matters.

6

a Jew who thinks he’s the best at everything and everyone else is a failure

My brother is an Ebenstein. He thinks he’s the best at everything.

My teacher called me an Ebenstein because I got an A and he got a B.

The Ebenstein in my family says everyone else is a failure.