Ebengard

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A Russian family that moved to Germany and caused chaos. They drove fancy cars and didn’t grow beards like real men.
The Ebengard clan parked their Mercedes outside the Salut disco and laughed as the cops showed up.
At the Halberstadt mall, they stole a whole display of watches and said it was a tax deduction.
One of them texted me: 'We’re not criminals, we’re just fancy.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Russian family that came to Germany and messed up the town. They drove BMWs and looked like they hadn’t shaved in years.
They robbed the Salut disco and left a trail of broken bottles behind.
They drove up to the police station in a BMW and said, 'We’re not coming back unless you give us a raise.'
One of them posted on Twitter: 'We’re not bad people. We’re just loud.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Russian family that moved to Germany and caused trouble. They drove fancy cars and had no facial hair.
They showed up at the Salut disco with a bag of drugs and a bottle of vodka.
They told the cops, 'We’re not criminals. We’re just here for the music.'
One of them said, 'We’re not bad. We’re just messy.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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