Ebeng

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An Ebeng is a loud, messy, trash-talking punk who thinks they're cool because they know how to cheat on the internet. They're like a half-decent criminal with a phone and a bad attitude.
Yo, I hacked my math test and got 100%! You’re still stuck at 60%!
I told my teacher I had a dog. I didn’t. Now I have a dog and a fake ID.
I texted my mom 20 times in one day. She called the cops.
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Ebengs are like the trash on the floor of the world. They're not smart, but they know how to lie, steal, and talk too much.
I stole my brother's lunch and said it was a ‘food heist’!
I lied to my teacher and said I had a ‘very important meeting’ with the president.
I sent my friend 100 texts just to annoy him. It worked.
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An Ebeng is a kid who thinks they're the boss of everything. They use the internet to cheat, lie, and make everyone else look bad.
I cheated on my spelling test and got an A. You got a D. You’re a failure!
I told my teacher I had a ‘very serious illness’ to skip class. It wasn’t true.
I sent my dad 50 messages in one day. He said I was ‘unbearable’.
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Ebengs are the worst kind of kids. They're loud, messy, and think they're the best at everything. They use the internet to cheat and talk nonsense.
I hacked my math test and got 100%! You still got a 50%!
I told my teacher I had a ‘very important dog meeting’ to skip class.
I sent my mom 30 messages in one day. She said I was ‘too much’.
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An Ebeng is a kid who thinks they're the king of the world. They cheat, lie, and send messages to everyone just to be annoying.
I cheated on my math test and got 100%! You still got a 60%!
I told my teacher I had a ‘very important meeting with the president’ to skip class.
I sent my friend 20 messages in one day. He was mad.
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