Ebenezian

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being a holiday grump who hates everything and everyone like a fat, angry, old man who never got a present

I hate Christmas. It’s just a bunch of fake cheer and too much glitter.

You think I’m happy? I’d rather be buried under a pile of coal.

This holiday spirit is fake and I’m not fooled by it.

acting like a sour old man who thinks the whole world is out to steal his money and his peace

I don’t want to see anyone happy. Not even my dog.

This holiday season is a waste of time and cookies.

I’d rather be locked in a vault than deal with all this cheer.

being so angry at the holidays you’d rather drink rum and hate everyone than smile once

I’d rather drink rum and argue with ghosts than be nice.

The holidays are just a fancy excuse to be mean.

I hate the holidays. They’re like a party for people who like being annoying.