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When you and your lover both blow loads into a drink can and then sip it like it's a fancy cocktail. Works extra good if the lady squirts like a fire hose. This mess came from a tiny ass town in Georgia.
My girlfriend and I shot our cum into a soda can and drank it like it was a Miller Lite. It was the best hangover ever.
My boyfriend poured his load into my beer and said it was a 'sip of love.' I spat it out.
We used a Red Bull can as a cum bucket and then chugged it like it was the last drop of life.
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When you and your lover both explode into a drink can and take turns chugging it like it's a party. It’s from a hick town in Georgia where people still think a soda can is a fancy thing.
My girlfriend and I had a full-on can war. We took turns blowing load into the same can and then drinking it like it was a challenge.
We filled up a Sprite can with our cum and drank it like it was a victory drink. It was gross but worth it.
My man poured his cum into my soda and said it was a 'hydration hack.' I don’t know what that means, but I still drank it.
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When you and your lover both blow load into a drink can and then take turns chugging it like it’s a bet. This trashy tradition started in a tiny Georgia town where people still think a can is a luxury.
We bet $20 that we could both cum into a can and drink it. I lost and had to eat a hot dog for a week.
My girlfriend poured her cum into my Diet Coke and said it was a 'love potion.' I drank it and it tasted like regret.
My man and I filled up a can with our cum and took turns drinking it like it was a challenge. I vomited.
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