Ebened

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A weird way of thinking that Eben Smit came up with. It’s like he thinks everyone should be a mess and not care about anything.

Eben Smit’s theory is just a bunch of nonsense. Who needs politics when you can be a total disaster?

Prof. Herman Visser said it’s the best thing since sliced bread, but I’m still confused.

I tried to understand it, and now I’m confused and mad.

What Arsenal fans say when the game gets boring and the players start looking tired.

After 6pm, the game turns into a snooze fest. It’s like watching paint dry.

I was excited for the game, but by 6pm, I was ready to sleep.

The crowd started chanting 'Ebened' when the players looked like they were about to cry.

A guy who’s smooth, looks good, and can charm any girl with a smile and a joke. He’s a total legend.

Eben walked in, and all the girls forgot their names. Total legend.

He’s the guy who can make you laugh and then leave you begging for more.

He’s got the looks, the charm, and the confidence. No wonder he’s got a bunch of girls in his life.

The most awesome and amazing person ever. He’s like a rock star but with a bigger ego.

Eben is the king of awesome. He’s got the moves and the charm.

If awesome was a person, it would be Eben.

He speaks Afrikaans like it’s a language and a lifestyle.

A cool guy who plays sports and is sometimes confused with Even and Evan. He’s got a nice body.

Eben is the guy who plays sports and looks good doing it.

People always mistake him for Even or Evan, but he’s still the best.

He’s got the body and the attitude. What more could you want?

The most attractive and sexiest guy in school. He’s got the body and the confidence to back it up.

Eben is the sexiest guy in the school. Everyone knows it.

He’s got a huge cock and the confidence to show it off.

He’s the guy who makes every girl in the school jealous.

The best guy ever. He’s got a huge cock and is the most sexist guy alive. No one can beat him.

Eben is the best. He’s got the cock and the attitude.

He’s more sexist than a group of guys in a bar on Friday night.

No one can beat him. He’s the king of everything.