Eben Franckewitz

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Eben Franckewitz can sing better than a fart in a wind tunnel. He also DJs like he’s trying to make your soul scream. And yeah, he hugs like he’s trying to save your life.
I just saw Eben sing and I want to die. Literally.
That DJ set was so good I peed my pants.
His hug was like a warm pizza on a cold day.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben Franckewitz has a voice that can make a dog howl and a smile that could melt a glacier. He’s also a model, but only because he’s too handsome for the world.
His smile is so bright I got sunburned.
He’s in a commercial and I’m jealous.
That guy’s a model? No wonder my face is jealous.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben Franckewitz is a singer so good he should be worshipped. He DJs like he’s trying to ruin your life. And his hugs are so good they should be illegal.
I got hugged by Eben and now I’m a better person.
He DJed and I felt my heartbreak turn into a dance party.
If Eben sings, I will cry. And I hate crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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